Rules of Retrieving a Christmas Tree
Rule # 1 Pile 6 people into a 5 passenger car.
Check.
Rule # 2 Shoot your son-in-law with an ice bazooka.
Check.
Rule # 3 Stab your brother-in-law with an ice dagger.
Check.
Yes there was a small ice weapon war that occurred about half way up FS 7012.
Rule # 4 Find a dense patch of trees and try to get lost in it.
We almost lost a few family members until my dad appeared on the road above us.
Rule # 5 Sing Christmas songs or just blast Christmas music from the car for all of creation to enjoy.
The birds would say check.
Rule # 6 Take pictures of the amazing Pacific Northwest.
Click.
Rule # 7 Climb a tree with the intent of cutting off the top to serve as your Christmas tree.
Rule # 8 Forget the chainsaw
Rule # 9 Break the bow saw but fix it with a bungee cord
Um, yep. We wanted the top of this tree, but the bow saw broke about 1/3 of the way through the trunk. We had to forgo our first choice and find a smaller tree. (Not sure what we were thinking…)
Rule # 10 If you miss taking a video of the tree coming down, just stand it back up and do a “redo”
Check.
Rule # 11 Kiss your sweaty sweetie while sitting on a snow-laden log.
Check and double and triple check, and…
Rule # 12 Don’t forget hot chocolate and Spritz cookies.
Yum!!
Rule #13 Take pictures with your sisters while miraculously wearing coordinating colors.
Check!
Rule # 14 Admire the beautiful Pacific Northwest.
Can’t get enough.
Rule # 15 Get a family photo while out in the mountains.
Where is the like button?